Here's the Randomizer:
- Set Pokemon to: 'All Regions', 'All Types'
- Set Generate to: '1'
- Tag one or more friends when you're done.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
Well, as long as you don't evolve, I'm fine
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
You are a grass type, right? How about sunbathing?
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
Try not to ooze over it, ok?
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:
Well... I'm screwed...
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
Oh, aren't you adorable
6. This Pokémon is your significant other:
Oh, fluffy wolf/hyena, I love you (Not in a furry way)
7. This Pokémon is your ex:
I can see why we broke up...
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:
Get him, Mightyena
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
Please don't crush me... Or anything else
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:
You sneaky... Thats my cheesecake
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:
Aww, its a cute little bird and not some creepy spider
12. This Pokémon punched your mom:
Why would you be so mean?
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and steal your shoes:
No! Don't drop them in the pond. Don't... You dropped them in the pond...
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
I am going to plead self defence (Wait... Is he a ghost? Now I am really screwed... I'm sorry...)
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
Dragonfly pokemon, yes. (They are going to be so jealous)
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:
Doubles as a hot water bottle
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
Spells of happiness, plus you are a great burglar deterrent. I'm sold
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
Before I question how its possible you are a dentist, I am going to back away slowly and never come back.
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:
This might mean something... Or that its one of my favourites
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
Poor Honchcrow... You must have scared Nia in her bed
21. This Pokémon plays you in an alternate universe:
22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
A badass bird? Nice
23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:
*Sigh* Now the paper is on fire... Lets try charcoal on rocks.
24. This Pokémon is the first Pokémon you will encounter:
Nice, pretty sure I am going to get some jealousy here
25. This Pokémon will take care of you when you're unable to:
Water monkey is the best
26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:
I knew it, you were evil. They didn't believe me. (So glad its not aggron again)
27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:
I have a pretty good idea why...
28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:
Aww, you're so adorable, of course you can have 5 bucks.
29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:
Just don't get angry when I beat you at Mario Kart, please?
30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:
Ok, if they don't listen to you, hit them with a water gun.
I tag whoever wants to do it